If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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I am a n1gger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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