Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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