Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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