Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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High school gym class.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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