why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Horse tits

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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Penis.

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