Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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