Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Jesus wept.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Hi Adam,

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Politics.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A hayride would be fun.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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