So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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