Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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clamidia

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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i like pie

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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