what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Asian NASCAR.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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