Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Lacrosse

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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this site is funny.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Women's rights.

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