Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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poop.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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