So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

You copy and paster!

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Miley Cyrus.

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

A baby seal walked into a club.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

i like cats

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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