Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Jews...

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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The Olympics

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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