Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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The Bible

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Anti Joke

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