Working hard or hardly working????

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Bumsniffer

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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