What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

roses are red, violets are violet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Looks through the peephole.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Your mom

women playing football?

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Why did he die? He was sick.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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