Why was johny late to school? He died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Women's sports.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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