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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Penis jokes.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Knock Knock! Come in.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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