i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Women

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Whoa! A talking carrot!

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Poopsack Jones

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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