CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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potato

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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