Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Feet

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Penis.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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whats better than sex? cookies

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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