Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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