- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

want to no whats funny what your mom

If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

What do people say? words.

Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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