Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Horse tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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