- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What the hell are you doing?

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

9/11

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What is life? Paul.

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