whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

A black man has a job.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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