- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are flowers.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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