Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Sex vagina. lol.

mikey is cute

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Y u do dis?

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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