- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Women's rights.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

People...

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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