What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Terraria

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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