Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Pianos.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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