what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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This is funny.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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did you stub your toe?

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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