- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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