Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Vaginal secretions

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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hi

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Anti Joke

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