life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Derp

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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