What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

The GOV and the WHO?

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

where is the world?

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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