A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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