What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

your mommy so gehto shes black

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

You.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

Women's Rights

A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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