Caitlyn.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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hi hi strager danger

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Boom.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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