- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

A baby seal walks into a club...

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

Sarah Palin

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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