A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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black people. that is all...

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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