why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Fags are gay.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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