Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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obamas trench

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Poop

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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wat?

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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