- Anti Joke

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

why is john so fat years of over eating

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake