- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Knock knock Come in

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

mark is mark

John Stamos.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

when debbie meets downer

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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