What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

God wrote this joke.................................

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Cleveland winning something

hey guys what's up?

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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