Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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