roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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woman's rights

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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