- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

poop is very very yummy.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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