why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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