- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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